REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY

My dear Parents ,

There are already 6 months to college and I have not written yet . I'm terribly sorry but I promise to make it up this time. But still preseeding to continue to read the letter , I would ask you to sit down. Under no circumstances do not continue to read the letter standing !

Burns me almost completely healed and I dropped slowly and shock that has caused me that I had to jump on the 4th floor . I stayed in the hospital only two weeks already see quite well , and vomiting that occurs only my terrible week.

Because the fire was caused by me, have to pay the university as £ 30 million in damages, but this is all nonsense , considering that I was alive.

My luck was that the man in the block across the street saw what happened and called the ambulance and fire department. He was the one who visited me in the hospital and after that , given that I had no place to stay ( my room was made ash ) was so kind to offer me to stay with him. Has a studio apartment with one room , but we understand very well .

He is twice as old as me , but we love very much ( and often) . We want to get married ! Since we have not decided when , but we want to have the wedding before it's too obvious that I am pregnant . It's true , my parents, I will be a mother soon!

I know I can not wait to be grandparents and I'm sure you will love babies (because they have triplets ) as much as me you loved me when I was little . The only thing that a wedding delay currently infection that affects him, my boyfriend . That's why we're back to the hospital because obviously, I infected myself , but already we feel better because we receive both intravenous antibiotics . Doctors call this disease syphilis or something ...

I know that you will get my husband with open arms and will soon become a true family member. It's a very nice man and , although not finished 8 grades , is very ambitious ! Has another religion like ours , but I know you will not bother tolerant and so the fact that his skin color has little darker than ours. Perhaps you will understand very well that, not least , and because it has an age close to yours , especially as we want to move home ( his studio is a little small for proper three children ) . His parents are some very good people , his father is really one of the most famous African traffickers !

Now that I told you all about, it is time to admit that I did not burn the house , so I have nothing , I was not even a day in the hospital , I have no specific syphilis and black fiance

The truth is that I have failed organic chemistry and math . I just wanted to be conscious of the fact that there are things in this world more lame than that.

Sweet kiss
 your daughter

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