SUPPLY AND DEMAND

A young woman from New York wrote a financial site , asking advice on how to find a rich husband : already this one is fun, but the best part is what a guy answered .

SHE:

I am a beautiful girl ( more beautiful ) 28 years. I 'm really smart and class . I want to marry someone who earns minimum half a million dollars a year .

There is this site any man to win both ? Or wives of millionaires who can give me advice on this issue ? I already had relationships with men who earned 200 or 250 000 $ , but this does not allow me to live in Central Park West .

I know a lady who does yoga with me, who married a wealthy banker and lives in Tribeca , it's so beautiful like me and even so intelligent . So I wonder what she did to deserve this and I do not manage ? How can I get to her level ?

HE:

I read your e-mail with interest , I thought deeply about your case and we have developed a package of your situation will make sure you will not waste time as earning $ 500,000 per year. Clarify this, consider the facts in the following way:

What you give , seen from the perspective of a man like that that you are looking for is simply a very bad deal . And this for the following reasons :

Aside from blah,blah,blah, ….. , what you give is a very simple negotiation . You provide your physical beauty,  and I give my money. The proposal is very clear, but there is a small problem. Definitely, your beauty will diminish little by little and one day will vanish , while my bank account is likely to grow gradually.

So, in economic terms you are a depreciation asset suffer while I am an asset that produces dividends. You are not only subject to depreciation , but it is progressive .

Explain better : Your last you 28 years , you are beautiful and will continue to be for the next 5/10 years, but increasingly less. And someday , when you see a picture of your day you will realize that you have become prunes. This means , in terms of the market today are rated, ideal phase to be sold , not bought. Using a Wall Street language who will now have to be put in " trading position" position trade, not "buy and hold" (buy and hold ) , as apparently suggested. So in terms of trade , marriage ( "buy and hold" ) with you is not a good deal in the medium / long term. Instead , rent for a certain period may be even from a socially business wise and we could take into account ... We could have a relationship for a period ...............

Hmm ........... If I think about it and how to make sure you are an intelligent and beautiful class I , potential "client who rents " as a " car " , asking what is right : to make a test drive.

Please set the date and time .

Sincerely,

Your investor .

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